Total frat move worst mascots movie#

They literally have choruses that go like “We’re gonna drink all night, cause that’s what frat stars do” These songs made me so fucking angry.

Total frat move worst mascots movie#

This movie must’ve not had a budget for using real music, because they use these songs that are like royalty free frat party music. What really makes me mad about the party scenes is the fucking music they play. There’s a fucking concert at this party and it’s apparently got 700 people at it. Once they get past the hazing scene, there’s this party scene where they’re all accepting their bids and shit. This pledge is named “douche”, that’s just his name for the rest of the movie. They’re like “Come on guys, brothers for life, we got you” and they make some sort of weird sacrifice for another pledge who is struggling to stay in the water. They keep saying that “brother” shit that really annoys me. They’re sitting in buckets of ice cold water while the other frat guys are screaming at them and calling them pussies. But pales in comparison to the rest of the movie. He literally looks 10 years older than the guys hazing him. There’s no fucking way this guy looks like he’s in college at all, and the first scene they show him in? He’s a freshman getting hazed. Ok, the main dude with the monologue, his name is Charlie. Also, “Mason Dixon University” ? Cool, lets just make the school ambiguously somewhere in the south and definitely a little racist.

There’s this shitty monologue that starts playing where some dude is like “Ever since I was a kid, I had dreamed about being a frat star at Mason Dixon University.” Where the fuck do I start for this line? When this guy was 8 years old, he dreamed of binge drinking and fucking every girl that comes his way? No, he fucking didn’t. Granted, I was never involved in Greek life and I have only been to a handful of frat parties, but there’s absolutely no way this goes on at every party. This just flat out doesn’t fucking happen. Ok, first off, this movie starts right out with a college party scene, that somehow has about 40(ish) extremely hot and just completely naked girls just dancing around and making out with any guy possible.